The White Tile Tiki Lounge

(at least until I found the sawgrass)

In progress photos taken during various construction phases

Here you can see the mellow yellow paint.  Zen, isn't it?		I am playing with ideas on how to best use the bamboo poles.  No, they do not fit in my butt.
"Who loves fake trees?!" Great for global warming and saving the rainforest and ... oh wait no. Not really. Ok, well at least it won't die on me.
I love liquor!  Note the colored lights.  They're not stupid, their advanced.		Is that Ed pissing on my wall?  The fake flames in the torches is brilliant!  I stole the idea from a store window in Ann Arbor. Those art students are good for something.  Finally.
		Man does my wife look hammered!
BAM! BOO!  BAMBOO!  Well, in boxes anyways.		Dried grass and woven mats.  Big Deal.  Like white tile?  Good because I have it...  in abundance!
My wife became close friends with the UPS delivery driver.
I am making a mess, I am!  Do you like white tile?  Good-  oh, nevermind.		Liquid nails.  Oh, I have plans for you!  "Worship the Liquid Nails".  I command you!
The chores, The stores, Fresh Air, Bamboo!  Hey wait, those aren't pants!		The Professor and Gilligan never had this many problems!  It's a roof, it's a skirt...  Could it be both?
My daughter got into the spirit of the "Daddy's obsession".